'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
petition to name Iggy’s booty, “Mount Azalea”
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive