lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

savingsophie:

eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

do-raymi:

petition to name Iggy’s booty, “Mount Azalea”

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav)